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You know you're feeling better when...
You use your $65.00 Estee Lauder Eye Cream on your feet.
You realize that no tequila shots equals no hangover.
You buy new jeans 2 sizes smaller because no sugar......
You thank goodness cream cheese has <1 gram sugar.
You saute Kale and like it.
You let your 17 year old daughter share your clothes because you can.
You laugh when your husband calls you an epicurean bore.
You order the $29.00 entree because you have to.
You get used to the idea of birthdaysteak (!)
You start singing to the car radio again!
You refer to your eye doctor as "my guy".
Steadystrain
You realize that no tequila shots equals no hangover.
You buy new jeans 2 sizes smaller because no sugar......
You thank goodness cream cheese has <1 gram sugar.
You saute Kale and like it.
You let your 17 year old daughter share your clothes because you can.
You laugh when your husband calls you an epicurean bore.
You order the $29.00 entree because you have to.
You get used to the idea of birthdaysteak (!)
You start singing to the car radio again!
You refer to your eye doctor as "my guy".
Steadystrain