Originally posted by markL

Awhile back I got several hundred imprinted promotional items as giveaways during an optometry convention. They were called "Eyeball in a Dish". Each one basically consisted of something slightly larger than a real-life whole eyeball, made of some disgustingly sticky material, in a sort of giant flip-top contact lens case. When asked, we called them dry eyes. They were a hit, incidentally, except that occasionally someone would stop by the booth, stare hard, and say "But what's it FOR?" I digress.... Anyway the warning label includes this most useful warning: "Do not put in mouth, eyes, or ears."
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