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10. After perusing the menu, just had to know what "heirloom tomatoes" really were.
9. The off-chance that Rebecca is holding our meetings in a steam room...
8. Just can't resist seeing if Diana's husband will really pay $100 to have his back waxed.
7. You don't really feel like you've spent quite enough money fighting dry eye discomfort...
6. You thought you were booking a trip to the Daytona 500.
5. After all these years, finally the opportunity to tell those Floridians in person that a hanging chad is, indeed, a real vote.
4. Dry eyes on an airplane...what a treat!
3. Strong spiritual draw to join pilgrimage to the feet of the Eye Almighty.
2. You've just got to know if Dr. G is as warm and fuzzy in person as he is online.
...and the number one reason to attend the DEZ Wellness Workshop...
1. You secretly hope that by some miracle Homes will be present to demonstrate his painkilling techniques!
p.s. I'll send a free DEZ dogtag and tattoos
to the first member to correctly guess who came up with this inspiring list!
9. The off-chance that Rebecca is holding our meetings in a steam room...
8. Just can't resist seeing if Diana's husband will really pay $100 to have his back waxed.
7. You don't really feel like you've spent quite enough money fighting dry eye discomfort...
6. You thought you were booking a trip to the Daytona 500.
5. After all these years, finally the opportunity to tell those Floridians in person that a hanging chad is, indeed, a real vote.
4. Dry eyes on an airplane...what a treat!
3. Strong spiritual draw to join pilgrimage to the feet of the Eye Almighty.
2. You've just got to know if Dr. G is as warm and fuzzy in person as he is online.
...and the number one reason to attend the DEZ Wellness Workshop...
1. You secretly hope that by some miracle Homes will be present to demonstrate his painkilling techniques!
p.s. I'll send a free DEZ dogtag and tattoos
to the first member to correctly guess who came up with this inspiring list!
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