Is there anyone else out there that cannot physically shed a tear?

[Arcluce]

I am just curious if there are any others like me.. I am sure there has to be. I always joke, I am a real man, I can't cry.. lol You could chop off my arm and I guarantee you (100 percent) that I will be unable to shed a tear. I would prefer to have responses from individuals with severe dry eyes. I think that would be 3 or below when it comes to Schirmer's test or something like that. I am just curious what others are doing for a job that are in the same boat as me, because I am personally having difficulties trying to deal with this asinine condition.

[PotatoCakes]

I can't. My eyes get red and puffy and almost feel normal with moisture and then rebound to worse than before. I use green tea bags to calm the inflammation after I've not-cried. It helps some along with rinsing my eyes thoroughly with drops.